Sunday, September 19, 2010

How to Grow up and Rule the World by Vordak the Incomprehensible

How to Grow up and Rule the World

It's a wonderfully evil genius written non-wimpy kid reading simply genius book. In this guide you will not only find out how to grow up and rule the world, but you will also learn what minions to use, and what diabolically evil plans already failed (Caution do not use for your own plans). As Vordak says "it will let a little piece of pond scum like your self to one day GROW UP AN RULE THE WORLD. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

I liked this book a lot because of the interaction between Vordak and "you". In the beginning he says that he was so smart that he will ask your questions for you. My favorite chapter is the   Superhero chapter. I laughed at the letter to the publisher that Vordak wrote, It said "Caution Do NOT read chapter if you don't rule the world". It was supposed to be at the beginning of the You Rule the World What Now? chapter.

Now I will go to bed. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ( Vordak the Incomprehensible Taught me that )


  1. I have a question for you, Maggie... have you chosen a super villain name for yourself?

  2. Yes but at the time I was working on being as evil as possible so I did exactly what he told you not to do. So my evil name is Vordak the Incomprehensible.

  3. YO maggie i am the puzzle master i know most things about you but im not tellin you who i am u gotta guess ill give you a puzzle every day im on (probibly)
    first puzzle,

    _ _ _ _ m _ _ _ is my birth day month write back and ill tell you every thing i know........ puzzle master

  4. its maya i read your comments whos the puzzle master can i try to guess the puzzles?

  5. sure maya and who are you Anonymous?

  6. i am THE PUZZLE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (didnt i say that like three times)